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      <image:title>Disasterpiece Theater</image:title>
      <image:caption>Welcome to the disaster Where to listen: Amazon Music: listen here Apple Podcasts: Listen here Spotify: listen here</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Cocktails - Alien Blerrrrgh - Come here give me a hu…blergh!</image:title>
      <image:caption>For Alien Covenant we decided to get a little gross with it, the chia seeds give you that swallowing something alien feeling. You might need to go to a grocery store for this one. Possibly even one of those crazy healthy ones! If you add the optional ingredients this drink will glow in blacklight!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Cocktails - Shark Attack! - Sweet toothy Shark?</image:title>
      <image:caption>If you are going to sit down to watch The Meg before our show with Amanda Fisher, hows about making a nice Shark Attack to go with it!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Cocktails - Yippee Ka Yay MF-er - Yippie…ka…okay okay</image:title>
      <image:caption>Alright, we know Bruce Willis doesn’t say this iconic line in Live Free or Die Hard, but we could resist making our own twist on the Spring Break favorite- Adios MotherFucker.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>About - Brandon “Rev” Wentz</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tobias Keene, D.D.S. Hailing from Richmond, Virginia, Dr. Tobias Keene brings a bit of unabashed Southern hospitality to all his patients. He moved to Washington, D.C. over thirty years ago as a freshman at Ivy College. Right after graduation, he attended World University’s School of Dentistry. Before opening Keene Dental in 1994, he worked for free clinics and some of the finest practices in the District. He is part of the 123 Dental Association and stays up-to-date on the latest dental discoveries. When not striving to keep his patients happy and healthy, he’s enjoys hiking with his family in Rock Creek Park.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>About - Ana “Vee” Visneski</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ana started life causing disasters, according to her Mom. It was only after she joined the Coast Guard that she learned to respond to them instead of just being one. She spent 12 years in uniform as a Search and Rescue operator and Public Affairs Officer responding to Hurricane Katrina, the BP oil spill, bridge collapses, plane crashes, vessel collisions, and other disasters. In 2016 she hung up her uniform and went on to work at AWS, where she ran launch operations and created the critical event protocol for AWS Marketing. Since those weren’t big enough disasters for her, she joined the AWS Disaster Response teamas the Principal, Disaster Response. She got to combine her nerd love of new technology with her knowledge from the Coast Guard. In 2021 she started her own crisis management and disaster response technology consulting company Merewif. She also teaches Crisis Communication at the University of Washington.   Ana has a Master of Communication Digital Media and a Master of Communication in Communities and Networks. If she isn’t working she probably has her nose in a book, or is trying to keep up with the demands of the family dogs- Pixel, Z, and Morrigan.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes Season 1 - Episode 2: The Meg</image:title>
      <image:caption>Chomp chomp! Time to talk sharks, shark attacks, search and rescue, and letting your kids swim alone? We talk with CDR Amanda Fisher about sharks- their favorite snacks, how big could they get, and wait do you need to punch them in the eye or the nose? Listen here.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes Season 1 - Episode 1: Jurassic World</image:title>
      <image:caption>Join us for our first episode as we chat with cyber security and risk analysis expert John Visneski about Jurrasic World as a park. Would anyone even insure a park like that? Who designed it without safety bunkers? How many times to dinosaurs have to eat people?! Listen here.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Episodes Season 1 - Episode 3: Live Free or Die Hard</image:title>
      <image:caption>Find out why Ana, Rev, and special guest Merritt Baer come to the conclusion the only way to watch the 4th Die Hard movie is to reimagine it as a romcom. From firesales to weird storage solutions, the WTF moments in this movie are legion. How WOULD this sort of heist stack up with the changes in technology since 2007. Listen here.</image:caption>
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